Заманали меня на английском условными выражениями "если бы да кабы..". ну и вот:
 
If I were a sultan, I would have three wives,
And my family life would be very nice.
But on other approach, it is fine, but then
Count worries and pain Allah only can!

  It’s so exciting to have many wives,
  But may be problems with them betweentimes

-----Там оказывается еще один куплет есть, а я и не знал. В фильм не вошел. 
 
Every wife will allow hundred grams to drink
And three hundreds for me is not bad I think
But when after that three I can't even walk
Every wife makes me an unpleasant talk

  It’s so exciting to have many wives,
  But may be problems with them betweentimes

Zulfia cleans up, Guli cooks pilaf, 
Gulchatai sings a song, making others laugh.
Pleasant be with 3 wives, no one can retort,
But next day will arrive 3 mothers-in-law!

  It’s so exciting to have many wives,
  But may be problems with them betweentimes

How sultan should behave, clearance must be done
How many’s enough, three or only one?
I was thinking a lot and solved for my own:
If I were a sultan, I would be alone!

  The best decision to have no wife,
  No worries during all the sultan’s life!